“They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn’t anything else to drown it out at the time.”
People always tell me to wake up and smell the roses but I find it tough to get through the barrage of alcohol, banana zest and and schwepervesence.
I noticed this fellow while strolling down the Henley Jetty. When I asked how much he’d caught that day he told me if i questioned his hunting nous again he’d light me on fire and gut me like a Tommy. Ruff I thought.
Your couch? I don’t think so…
